Archive for December, 2012

0004 ND Music

Feliz Navidad – Jose Feliciano Silent Night – Barbra Streisand White Christmas – Bing Crosby Rocking Around the Christmas Tree – Brenda Lee The Boss – Santa Clause is Coming to Town 121212 The Concert for Sandy Relief: As the concert tonight for Superstorm Sandy relief ends, and the people file out of Madison Square […]

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0000 ND: Schmoe Trades Sunshine

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0000 ND: Dude Searches for God

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0000 ND: The World May Not End Today, But…

ND Thought: Man Wasn’t Here a Million Years Ago, and He Won’t Be Here a Million Years From Now ND SAYS: The World May Not End Today, But it Surely Will ND Anagram: NUTS = Never Underestimate Thy Son ND Opposite: GUNS = SNUG ND Math: Win At All Cost = All Will Be Lost […]

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Issue Date: 0000 NDWhere Have All The Flowers Gone?

Where Have All The Flowers Gone?

People always say, “Take Time to Smell The Roses”. It’s a common cliche, but what does it really mean? If it means that life goes by so fast, in an instant when you put it into perspective, that you need to slow down and think about what is really important in your life, then it has some real meaning. As, President Obama asked the world so eloquently last Sunday night in the Newtown High School auditorium, “Why are we here?” Yes, why are we here? Well, first of all, according to Nostradamus and The Mayans, we may not be here tomorrow. But, if we still are, you can read more about why we are here and what we need to do to stay here for as long as we can on this website that is here simply to stimulate your mind and make you think. There won’t be any political agenda, and there won’t be any hard line opinions. Our purpose is simply to get you to ask the most basic questions and try to explain the answers in a humorous way. In other words, to get you to THINK ABOUT IT!

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The N.Y. Giants scored 52 points two weeks ago, and zero points this past Sunday. StatisTRIX shows that they averaged 26 points per game in their last two games. Not bad at all!!! “Statistics always remind me of the fellow who drowned in a river whose average depth was only three feet” Woody Hayes, Ohio […]

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Spin 0000 – ESPnd Sports

ESPnd is ND’s local sports channel. THE ESP has nothing to do with that other network you all know and love to hate. No, it’s rather about ND’s powers. His powers of ESP. You see, ND is not like Nostradamus. He’s not in the business of predictions or sports predictions. He’ll leave that up to […]

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0000 ND Photography

2012: The Year of Sandy Before The Storm Long Beach Island, New Jersey

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For the Day the World is Ending: The Sounds of Silence

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0000 ND Comedy

Rodney Dangerfield famously said when discussing mass murderers that people always want to know what kind of a guy he was. “What kind of guy was he?” He was “A Quiet Guy”, said Rodney. Everyone laughed, but he was right.  Watch out for the “Quiet Guys”!!!  Make friends with the “Noisy Loud Guys”!!!  You’ll never see […]

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