Archive for the ‘Breaking News’ Category

Star Flaws – The Donald’s New Ammunition

BREAKING NEWS: Dateline: Pegasus 11, 0003ND A funny thing happened last Spin at the Miss Universe Pageant. Steve Harvey, the host of the pageant, Family Feud, and a well known comedian misread his cue card and incorrectly awarded Miss Universe to Miss Columbia when the actual winner was Miss Philippines. After realizing his mistake, and […]

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Orion 23, 0001 ND

This Just In: ND Pop: Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow calling for an early spring. The reason Phil didn’t see his shadow is because it was cloudy and snowing. American Idol is changing it’s name to American Idle. The Beyonce Lip Synching scandal has everyone wondering if she will actually sing at half […]

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Orion 10, 0001 ND: Breaking News

This Just In: ESPnd: Clearly the best moment, at least the funniest, of this Championship Football Spin; Ray Lewis praying on the ground after the game with 100 cameras full circle around him and the CBS camera focused directly on his “Butt Crack”. Hysterical; proving once and for all that Ray Lewis is definitely an […]

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