Stupidbowl I:
The very first Stupidbowl was held on DATE 0011 ND, otherwise known as New Years Day. World Wide Coverage was broadcast by CNN who paid $16 Trillion (the equivalent of our National Debt) for the exclusive rights. Pre-coverage was held during the day with the John Madden of Business (Ali Veshi) slamming Congress for being incredibly stupid. Announcer Anderson Cooper discussed strategy with top analysts Ali Madden, Dana Bash, and Wolf Blitzer prior to the game, and interviewed some of the “key” players. A new and exciting scoreboard was installed just days before by Jerry Jones, the Cowboys Owner, General Manager, and number one “Sports Idiot”. It was a “Texas” sized scoreboard that covered 80% of the screen. Read more »

Fiscal Cliff see’s his family for Christmas: Hello, my dear family. I just got here from Washington, DC. I’m taking the day off to be with you. You are all very important to me. Even more important than my wallet. So, here I am. Merry Christmas my dear loved ones.